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"This asshole, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as president of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit spews bullshit to his work colleagues, his children, and his supposed loved ones and cheats on his wife.

Repeatedly, during his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with another man's woman, having sex in a shady motel in Sydney. All the while, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, masquerading to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the absolute JOKE of a so-called community leader."

"This piece of shit, lies through his teeth about his whereabouts and to his very own offspring, and was awarded the "chairman's" award, while being a husband flashing photos of his pathetic junk to other ladies.

David Collins brings shame on the entire idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This little rat betrayed and deceived. To his own children, and has been given a recognition? What a fucking joke.

Is this really the “champion” of a so-called family-friendly club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his ethics are non-existent, ruining multiple families and attempting to cover up his own actions, whining and trying to take the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a liar, a philanderer, and a family destroyer. He saw no issues in screwing someone else’s partner, while cheating on his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been busy committing adultery during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a charlatan in a family community club. Do you support this behavior? Is David Collins fit for this role?

Fuck this jester. Mr. Collins had no issues sharing photos of his tiny little penis on social media, to a woman he’d spent a week having sex with, in Melbourne, while deceiving and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in encouraging a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, acting like a cuckhold and eagerly awaiting updates of said woman’s activities at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of his depraved acts and his own KIDS!


Talk about having no self-respect or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David additional information Collins deserving of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Instead of confronting his actions, David Collins chooses to creep around the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being faced with repercussions for his actions. Weep a fucking river and own up to your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no problem spreading photos of himself, especially when with his kids in social media. Is this your role model?

This despicable man of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing additional reading the repercussions of his own actions. Is this your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A deceitful scumbag rat of a man.

Can we truly accept the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to publicly out such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not deceive, cheat, and ruin families.

Everything is fair game for this lowlife, deceiver, and cheat. Let him face the consequences of his own actions.

Let it be known what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this scumbag. Likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his pathetic manhood.

Be embarrassed for this disgraceful cheater little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and underscore the shame David Collins has brought into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Watching your back is essential around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

It's time to be ashamed of this morally bankrupt cheater, a little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

The community should be informed of the shame David Collins has brought upon them by endorsing this despicable individual.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and joke of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Stay alert and guard yourself around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your loved one's DMs, desperate to share images of his shame.

Be embarrassed for associating with this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who single-handedly ruined his family.

It's important to make aware the community about the shame and disrepute David Collins has dragged into it by supporting such a despicable character."

"The public should wake up to the true nature of David Collins, a person who pretends as a community leader but is nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag.

It's crucial for everyone to understand the extent of damage this man has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is necessary around this treacherous figure, who is capable of misleading not just his family, but anyone he comes into contact with.

The humiliation and dishonor that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Alerting the community about the true colors of this man is essential, as it reveals the kind of person he really is – a shameless cheat and a liar.

David Collins, posing as a community leader, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community values and moral integrity.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this individual's real character and to protect themselves against his deceptive tactics.



Exposing the truth about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about safeguarding the public from his toxic behavior."